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The Banana

Posted by Juxtapose_Zephyr on October 18, 2009 at 3:49 PM

 

About 3 weeks ago I ate this banana at my b/f's house. Now I believe there was a conspiracy by the banana against me.


When I ate this banana... It immediately messed with my mouth. It felt like I had coating on it from the dentist, like I just got back from the dentist. I developed sore on each side of my cheek. For a few days they both hurt. After awhile everything else cleared up BUT the right cheek. For the next few weeks I had nothing but a pain inside my right cheek.


Then recently, I developed a severe tooth ached near the sore area. I throughly believe its related. I don't know what was wrong with that banana, I never ate one like it before... I can't prove it. However, I think its a conspiracy.

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2 Comments

Reply popeye-x
06:40 PM on October 18, 2009 
yes, it IS a conspiracy, its called "pain". its a plot by the neurons in your body to prevent blood poisoning and emminent death caused by dead, rotting teeth conneceted to your bloodstream. this explains the strange "taste', and persistent "agony'. this is your body trying to tell you something. what is it? well, i don't want to seem like a know-it-all grown up, i honestly wish i was an infant, with a diaper full of shit and a baby bottle in my mouth, then you youngsters would be a lot more receptive to the BAD NEWS, (which is really GOOD NEWS in disguise), which i'm going to lay on you in this wonderful blog comment. it goes like this: there is this thing, a person really, called a DENTIST. i know that sounds like one of those expensive grown up words, i admit its not as cheap or as fun as smoking a cigarette, but NOT seeing a dentist can kill you even faster than NOT quitting smoking cigs. what the hell? GO GET YOUR TEETH FIXED, and keep them fixed. also, if you're really into saving money, go ahead and take a minute or two to BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH!!! i know what its like to have plastic teeth, instead of real teeth... its very annoying, and not cheap. just keeping a supply of glue to keep them in your mouth makes toothpaste usage seem like FUN!!! go get your teeth fixed. end of lecture:P
Reply Juxtapose_Zephyr
06:45 PM on October 18, 2009 
I got some anbesol and the pain stopped. My teeth are not rotting and I do brush them.