Winds of Change

Copy/paste from the deviant: I got a boyfriend that eats up my time now and I am looking for employment while trying to get into college. I have become a fan of two things recently. The first one is the Twilight series. Make fun of me all you want I like the supernatural soap opera in the books.

The 2nd, which drives me into passion, is the Saw movie series. I am going to buy one of those pig masks and use it in my rituals. (While I am at it I was thinking this is the perfect time of the year to get some sort of psycho drama outfit.)

We went to Universal Studio's Halloween Horror Nights & the first place we went to, that I made my BF go to, was the Saw house. I think I died in there and went to heaven. They had traps and people from I-IV. They even had the corpse of Lynne (Complete with her head blown off!!!) and John, as a recreation of the room after John's death in III. There was the writings from IV all over the wall "Cherish your life" and "See what I see" (etc). The timed head trap guy, the one dude who was changed to the wall, the toilet and glow in the dark X, the five person arm trap from the end of V, (to name a few) and a bunch of pig people who kept jumping out at me and making me scream.

We also went to a Bill and Ted shown, Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Leave it to Cleaver house. Oh and Silver Screams which featured an area to Shaun of the Dead, ftw. (This year's theme is Ripped from the Silver Screen.) At Frankenstein this tall guy jumped out at me and I crouched down in defense. My BF calls this "the Heather defense pose" and won't let it go. (Heather, the main character from the video game Silent Hill 3.) He said I looked just like that. In Leave it to Cleaver there was actually a torso on display with full frontal nudity. That made me happy. I told my BF to grab the breasts and do the motion of "Honk, honk". I swear when I am at the houses I am tempted to touch the props. (Is that legal?) I know its rubber or something, but I feel like I have to anyway.

Anyway, the Horror Night lines were fine really early. But as the night dragged on teens and pre-teens filled up the theme park on THURSDAY night, which pissed me off. A couple of houses had wait times of 120 minutes!!! WTF?! There was so many people, that I decided the hell with it and started drinking to deal with people. To top it off, instead of the old time of closing at 2am, they changed it to 12am.

Our last house was Dracula and there was these group of teen girls who always talked "like OMG" and I wanted to strangle them. I just kept drinking. When we got into the house, they screamed so loud it was piercing. People were jumping out at me in scary vampire masks while my drunk face just stared back at them like "You ain't scary. Bleh.". They didn't make me jump when I was drinking. Though I will say the Dracula house had the theme of Vlad the Impaler the historical inspiration for Dracula who also bared that name. Yes, the whole Vlad set up. Impaled people with his dinner table right under the bodies and a wine glass to catch the blood. Imagine that.

It was funny. The more I drank the more I told most people what I thought of them. I didn't use words like "excuse me" in the lines either, I used words like "Get out of my way". By the end of the night, the damn security guards wouldn't let me take my drink out of the island walk so I had to drink it there, I was drunk and nauseated. I hurried to get to my BF's car so I could fall asleep. I remember waking up at a 7/11 because he needed gas and stumbling to the restroom to pee... I also remember buying a Domo-Kun (NHK/Japan's broadcasting company) plush at full price instead of waiting until after Halloween to buy it because I was drunk. I talked to it in the car too.

Why Domo-Kun is taking over our American stores is baffling. Is this Japan's version of revenge for WWII? I have no idea. But we all should watch out I think. But then after I type that I am going to the Hello Kitty store.

Oh yeah, we're planning to go again. So when we do, I'll actually give you a rating of all the houses. We got most of them this time, but not all. That will be my proper review. I was too drunk this time. (Fucking teenagers.)